Cutie pie

Me: Cutie pie! Cutie pie! Cutie pie!

Chewie: Why do you keep calling me Pai? I’m not a Malayali.

Me: I mean bhai, spoken like a Punjabi. Not Pai, like a Mallu.

Chewie: Oh.. well, then it’s fine. We are bros, alright.

Of course this was all in my head. Chewie doesn’t know anything about India to know that there are Pai-s in Kerala, and Pai-s in Punjab.

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