What’s the word for…

The state of the waist where I’m in between belt buttons.

Put it on the tighter one, and I end up with back ache.
Put it on the looser one, and I spend the day pulling up my jeans.

A bit frustrating, this.

If I was rich, I’d just have got a new pair of custom sized jeans.

P.S.: Winter holidays: when the morning post is about snow outside, and evening post is about waist size ❄🎂😁

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