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Two bits of Dairy milk

Went to keep the keys in my jacket pocket to prepare for tomorrow morning’s commute. Found 2 pieces of dairy milk in there, probably from the last time I wore that jacket 2-3 weeks ago.

Made me feel top of the world 😁


For Lent, I’m on a coffee or sugar restriction. On any day, I can either have coffee or sweets. Nearly every day so far, coffee has won.

This surprise dairy milk is counted as God’s gift, so I was allowed to eat it even though today too was a coffee day.

Yes, I’m an atheist. No, that doesn’t mean I can’t profit from religious practices and loopholes.


About that “top of the world”. If you’re Indian, go watch Dil dhadakne do. If you’re not, it’s just a phrase.

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