Friday, the 13th – fornicating cows!

Nothing too special about this Friday the 13th. Slightly less productive than usual, and an encounter with fornicating cows.

Yup, that was the highlight of the day – an encounter with the fornicating cows.

I mentioned earlier that the cows are back on the mount. We’ve been passing them often on our walks, and they’re usually the meek creatures they’re made up to be.

Today, as we entered the last section of the mount, some of the cows moved towards us instead of moving away. Their manner of movement, too, was more aggressive than curious. Out of concern for my safety, and Chewie’s sanity, I backed off, and went back out the gate.

Just as we crossed back, one of the cows mounted another and started humping her. The reason for their aggression was well visible!

As an aside, we decided to explore a new route, instead of retracing our steps. Not a good choice. Resulted in us walking on the crappy pavement next to A31 for half a mile. At least we learnt something – not to ever take that route, even accidentally.

Another aside: was wondering if ever larger mammals, like elephants, also have intercourse the same way as the cows. And the dogs. They do (Possibly NSFW). That must require some really strong hind legs and spine!

Given this new, to me, information – the strength of human-canine bond is evident from the fact that the method of intercourse is popularly known as ‘doggy style‘, rather than cattle style, elephant style, or even mammal style ;)

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